i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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