I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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