plz talk dirty to me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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