Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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