He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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