I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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