Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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