I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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