you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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