i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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