Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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