Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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