Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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