this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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