return my video game
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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