My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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