Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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