Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
don't judge my taste in strippers
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
