i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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