he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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