it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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