I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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