So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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