Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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