Non-Jews are for practice
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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