They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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