I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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