Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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