nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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