Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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