Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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