whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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