Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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