I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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