...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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