addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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