dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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