As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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