Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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