I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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