is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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