So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize