How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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