gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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