So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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