just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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