Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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