I just saw a hot homeless man
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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