I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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