Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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