I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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