This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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