i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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