doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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