Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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